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Tag Archives: Roman Abramovich
So ya, thought ya, thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel the warm thrill of confusion,..
(Or How Close to Barking Can You Get a Sphinx?) In keeping with the melancholy and wistful mood engendered by..
A question worth pondering; if something is indeed rotten behind the scenes at Chelsea as most of us believe to..
The Chelsea Blog (very) Amateur Dramatic Society is proud to present its own interpretation of: CINDERELLA (A work of pantomime..
In a parallel universe not far from here, the nation will tune into ‘The Apprentice’ tomorrow night and see Roman..
I love conjectures when it comes to the football business and I’m now going to indulge myself in this one...
The earth did not move on Sunday, but Avram Grant slept a little easier that night. The sight of the..
Match reports The Observer, Spencer Vignes: “And they say that lightning never strikes twice. Having disposed of Liverpool in the..
I’m not much of an art historian, but had Michelangelo been sacked from the Sistine Chapel gig for being a..
Match reports The Times, Matt Hughes: “Grant’s team continued their dogged pursuit of Manchester United and Arsenal with a ninth..
Match reports Daily Telegraph, Tim Rich: “Avram Grant’s attempt to convince the world that Chelsea were not especially bothered by..
If a week is a long time in politics, then three months in football is surely an eternity (including tea..
Match reports The Guardian, Kevin McCarra: “The score, with a penalty for the visitors in the last minute, may have..
Match reports The Observer, Paul Wilson: “Inevitably this west-east London derby was a bad-tempered bearpit, and inevitably it was won..
Unfortunately we missed this game and had to make do with radio commentary here in England because of a lack..
Match reports Independent on Sunday, Steve Tongue: “A lot of water has flowed under Stamford Bridge since Eriksson took tea..
Match reports The Times, Matt Hughes: “Given that his boss is the man who has everything, it is perhaps just..
In life, it sometimes happens that those we love deeply embarrass us in ways that we find absolutely impossible to..
Match reports The Guardian, Kevin McCarra: “Once United had scored, with Carlos Tevez notching his first goal for the club,..
A rich man’s fart can be expensive; Roman Abramovich has proved this with his latest gambit. In a pique, he..
So said Marie-Antoinette a little over 200 years ago from the tumbril on the way to her appointment with the..
Long live the King. In the words of Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane, it looks like I picked..
00:34 – BBC Radio 5live is reporting that Jose Mourinho has left Chelsea. It is not yet clear if he..
Match reports The Guardian, Dominic Fifield: “Chelsea must feel further away than ever from a first European Cup. Their owner,..
The recent defeat to Aston Villa has added extra spice to our next Premier League game against Blackburn Rovers on..
Question: What’s the difference between Bob Crow and Roman Abramovich? Answer: One is a twat whose delight in walking out..
I’m not surprised that normal service has resumed in the press over Chelsea as Roman Abramovich’s public show of disaffection..
Match reports The Independent, Sam Wallace: “Fourth place was not exactly what Roman Abramovich had in mind when he agreed..
I know this is the silly season, but never would I have thought that any Chelsea fan with a genuine..
Am I the only one scratching my head over this Juande-Ramos-to-Chelsea-if-something-happens-with-Jose-Mourinho story? Guillem Balague of Sky Sports claims Fabio Capello..
Just when you thought you’d seen it all in football, something new comes along to shock you to your very..