Let's all kiss and make up, Ashley

Midway through his luxury holiday with his pop star fiancée, Ashley Cole’s tranquillity is interrupted by a text message. It reads: ‘Chelsea sign Del Horno.’ Cole puts down his phone, stares blankly at the horizon, and scratches his head. Then he picks up the phone, deletes the message and dials his agent. ‘What now, Jonathan?’ The Observer discusses the pickle Ashley Cole now finds himself in.