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The Bipolar Express: The Apathy Show

As any connoisseur of music knows, the very best songs, the ones that live in the memory that can pierce..

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8 Feb

Yes, it’s the Chelsea Panto…

The Chelsea Blog (very) Amateur Dramatic Society is proud to present its own interpretation of: CINDERELLA (A work of pantomime..

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24 Dec

The Bipolar Express: 2010 Awards Special

Well after what’s been a quiet couple of weeks since our masterful crushing of Spurs at White Hart Lane, where..

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23 Dec

Just over dough, Ray? Me? I’m so far from comprehending

A little time has elapsed since the unseemly events around the sacking of our beloved Mr Wilkins as first team..

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17 Dec

Come on Greeny “Drop the Gloves”

NHL Rule 46 – Fighting: 46.1 Fighting – A fight shall be deemed to have occurred when at least one..

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1 Dec

The Bi-Polar Express: Madness to Gladness

Albert Einstein once defined madness as the act of doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a..

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26 Nov

We’re Gonna Make This – A Glue Day

In my well-documented meanderings around York, I purchased a “press out and glue” cardboard model of a Viking Ship for..

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9 Nov

Stay on the Road, Keep Clear o’ the Moors

A multi-media triptych in which Dr. Bayou visits the North of England and is somewhat discombobulated by what he finds..

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29 Oct

Video: Favourite Chelsea Moments

While lost down the digital rabbit hole earlier this evening I found myself killing time by watching videos of classic..

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27 Oct

Em a Bee It’s a Big Horse

A Traditional Cockernee View on the Discomforture of Moving Home Knock, knock! Who’s there? Em a bee it’s a big..

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21 Oct

When All is Seed and Bun – Ketching Up with Pre-Season Fixtures

I was very quick to voice my displeasure at the recent announcement of the Dolce & Gabbana tie up, with..

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29 Jul

The Bi-Polar Express – July Pre-Season Edition

This is the news! Or at least it would be if there was anything of any note coming from the..

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23 Jul

Alice, The Palace and the Absence of Malice

As self-appointed Poet in Residence, I thought I’d mark the return of the Mighty Blues to some sort of pitch..

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19 Jul

The Bi-Polar Express – Class of 2009/10 – End of Term Report

A Familiar Haunt… A solitary beam of sunlight filters through the tall stained glass window in the Grand Hall of..

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10 Jul

(Pabst) Blue Ribbon and Blue Velvet

Celebrating a season and a life Any of you who care to know are by now aware that Dennis Hopper..

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11 Jun

String Driven Thing

Where Mathematical Theory and Football Collide… and It’s Not Pretty An ageing Teddy Boy who tries to squeeze into those..

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26 Mar

Calvin Decline

A meditation on the rise of the Scottish detective and the fall of Scottish football (Author’s note: as this piece..

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26 Jan

Shorts: Injury Crisis; Transfer Rumours; Terry ‘One Hell of a Footballer’; Dirtiest Players; Sky Sports for £6 a Month

I’ve recovered sufficiently from a bout of suspected swine man flu to drag my emaciated (yeah right) carcass to the..

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16 Nov

Shorts: Spitting Swine Flu Risk; Joe Cole Ready to Sign Contract; Aguero a January Target; The Most Open Title Race Ever?; Who Would Be a Referee?

It’s all quiet on the western front. I’m in Cornwall for a couple of weeks, house- and cat-sitting. I don’t..

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28 Oct

Shorts: Drogba, Lampard, Terry Nominated for Ballon D’Or; Ancelotti Doesn’t Feel Pressure; Di Santo Thanks Allardyce; Terry to Play Till He’s 40; Atletico Previews

Briefest of brief shorts. I will add more links and previews of tomorrow’s Champions League group game against Atletico Madrid..

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20 Oct

Shorts: Alex Signs New Deal, Joe Cole Next; JT new Maldini; World Cup Roundup: “You Lot Take it Up the Arse”

Not long to go now. Thirty-six and a bit hours and counting. In the meantime… —————————————- Alex has signed a..

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16 Oct

Shorts: Kalou Signs New Deal; Ancelotti Would Love to Coach Roma and Italy; World Cup Qualifiers Roundup; Lists Galore

Brief shorts. —————————————- Salomon Kalou has signed a new deal that will keep him at Stamford Bridge until 2012. It..

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12 Oct

Shorts: Ancelotti the New Scolari?; Liverpool and Zonal Marking; Rich Lists; Lists; Watch England Online; Uncle Avram’s Back!

Deeplinks have been renamed Shorts, for obvious reasons. I considered Deep-lying Links, but I prefer Shorts. —————————————- Prior to Sunday’s..

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8 Oct

Deeplinks: APOEL Nicosia Preview; Midfield Maestros; Adrian Mutu; Best Football Songs; Diving; FIFA 10

I’ll start with tomorrow’s Champions League group match versus Cypriot side APOEL Nicosia. —————————————- The New York Times Goal Blog..

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29 Sep

Deeplinks: Kenyon Out, Gourlay In; Ancelotti Interview; United Given Extra Time; Illegal Streaming to End?; Frickin’ Lasers

Chelsea links first, and they’re all about Peter Kenyon. (I heard those groans.) —————————————- The Daily Telegraph has a few..

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22 Sep

Deeplinks: Transfer Ban Fallout; United and City Face Transfer Scrutiny; Wenger Dismisses Platini Plan; Stoke Preview

The fallout from the Kakuta transfer ban continues. Both Manchester clubs could also be in trouble. City have been reported..

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11 Sep

Deeplinks: Kakuta Transfer Saga; Ancelotti the Forgotten Man; 10 Best Mourinho Spats; All-Time Most Shameful Dives; and More

The latest Chelsea FC and football news in links. —————————————- The Independent has an anatomy of the Kakuta deal that..

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6 Sep

Marquees for Hire: Pato, Villa, Aguero, Ribery

Earlier this month, the chairman of Chelsea FC, Bruce Buck, confirmed that the club are looking to make a “marquee”..

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30 Jul

The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report Part II: The Worst of the Worst

The school hall has been quiet for a couple of weeks now. The grand hall of St. Chelsea of Stamford..

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14 Jul

Could He Get Any Verse?

Well, when it looked as though the country’s artistic elite would let us down with not a line, rhyme, portrait..

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8 Jul

The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report: Class of 2008/09

The scene is the grand hall of St. Chelsea of Stamford Bridge School for Bi-Polar Excellence, somewhere in a leafy..

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18 Jun

The Bi-Polar Express: FA Cup Souvenir Edition

This was a momentous week in the lives of all those who love Chelsea Football Club, which by any standards..

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5 Jun

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The Bipolar Express: The Apathy Show

Yes, it’s the Chelsea Panto…

The Bipolar Express: 2010 Awards Special

Just over dough, Ray? Me? I’m so far from comprehending

Come on Greeny “Drop the Gloves”

The Bi-Polar Express: Madness to Gladness

We’re Gonna Make This – A Glue Day

Stay on the Road, Keep Clear o’ the Moors

Video: Favourite Chelsea Moments

Em a Bee It’s a Big Horse

When All is Seed and Bun – Ketching Up with Pre-Season Fixtures

The Bi-Polar Express – July Pre-Season Edition

Alice, The Palace and the Absence of Malice

The Bi-Polar Express – Class of 2009/10 – End of Term Report

(Pabst) Blue Ribbon and Blue Velvet

String Driven Thing

Calvin Decline

Shorts: Injury Crisis; Transfer Rumours; Terry ‘One Hell of a Footballer’; Dirtiest Players; Sky Sports for £6 a Month

Shorts: Spitting Swine Flu Risk; Joe Cole Ready to Sign Contract; Aguero a January Target; The Most Open Title Race Ever?; Who Would Be a Referee?

Shorts: Drogba, Lampard, Terry Nominated for Ballon D’Or; Ancelotti Doesn’t Feel Pressure; Di Santo Thanks Allardyce; Terry to Play Till He’s 40; Atletico Previews

Shorts: Alex Signs New Deal, Joe Cole Next; JT new Maldini; World Cup Roundup: “You Lot Take it Up the Arse”

Shorts: Kalou Signs New Deal; Ancelotti Would Love to Coach Roma and Italy; World Cup Qualifiers Roundup; Lists Galore

Shorts: Ancelotti the New Scolari?; Liverpool and Zonal Marking; Rich Lists; Lists; Watch England Online; Uncle Avram’s Back!

Deeplinks: APOEL Nicosia Preview; Midfield Maestros; Adrian Mutu; Best Football Songs; Diving; FIFA 10

Deeplinks: Kenyon Out, Gourlay In; Ancelotti Interview; United Given Extra Time; Illegal Streaming to End?; Frickin’ Lasers

Deeplinks: Transfer Ban Fallout; United and City Face Transfer Scrutiny; Wenger Dismisses Platini Plan; Stoke Preview

Deeplinks: Kakuta Transfer Saga; Ancelotti the Forgotten Man; 10 Best Mourinho Spats; All-Time Most Shameful Dives; and More

Marquees for Hire: Pato, Villa, Aguero, Ribery

The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report Part II: The Worst of the Worst

Could He Get Any Verse?

The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report: Class of 2008/09

The Bi-Polar Express: FA Cup Souvenir Edition

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