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This was a momentous week in the lives of all those who love Chelsea Football Club, which by any standards..
The Diary of a Dorset Dairy (well a holiday near a dairy farm actually) The Rural Idyll My soul enervated..
Are we sitting comfortably folks, or are we crossed legged with the sheer excitement of Saturday’s Big Cup Final? Or..
I often wonder what you can actually see from up on the moral high ground. Asylum seekers eating swans, MP’s..
A sage once said, “Faced with such immensities, my mind falls back on contemplating the simple.” Well confronted with such..
This week’s Chelsea Times was going to be a pleasant stroll down nostalgia avenue, with a few bits about the..
Amidst the hype about tomorrow night’s game, I think I’ve come up with a perfect tactical master plan to foil..
Well, here we are again for edition number two of the weekly roundup of facts, gossip, rumours, trivia and salacious..
"Monday, Monday, so good to me Monday, Monday, it was all I hoped it would be." So sang The Mama’s..
After Wednesday’s first leg, as the adrenalin receded, I had a chance to calmly appreciate the night’s events. The residual..
Bob Quick must be looking at Guus Hiddink and wondering exactly where he went wrong. Britain’s most hapless copper (well,..
A psychic journey through Juventus versus Chelsea, 9th March 2009 or a more than somewhat bollock-eyed view of Tuesday night’s..
As I understand it Kursaal in German means an entertainment hall or public room located at a spa and literally..
Or A Chelsea Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Chelsea (and Christmas, loosely). Read Part I here. Scrooge..
Or A Chelsea Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Chelsea (and Christmas, loosely). In two parts, as you’ll..
Risking the accusations of being somewhat fey and whimsical, I cannot let the sad passing of Oliver Postgate (12th April..
Loads-a-money related questions from the trading desk of Mr. S Hortseller As with so much of the modern economic world,..
In the first of a series (I’d say weekly, but the likelihood of that happening is slimmer than Mike Ashley’s..
A sideways look at some of Chelsea’s away games for 2008/2009 It’s a bit late for a "Season Preview" but..
Our forthcoming participation in the Russian Railways Cup is exciting on so many levels outside of the ‘on the pitch’,..
With just a few weeks before the new football season starts, it’s time to look in my crystal balls (I..
In a parallel universe not far from here, the nation will tune into ‘The Apprentice’ tomorrow night and see Roman..
Where do I begin… a love story? Imagine you are in love. Truly, madly, deeply in love. Head over heels..
Come along Come along Come along and sing this song We’re the boys in Blue in Division Two And we’re..
It seems that there is a bit of a game on this evening. Having read some missives from Merseyside, there..
I’m not much of an art historian, but had Michelangelo been sacked from the Sistine Chapel gig for being a..
It’s not often you see the world’s all-time greatest footballer loitering down at Chelsea’s training ground (Andy Myers left before..
Long live the King. In the words of Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane, it looks like I picked..
Question: What’s the difference between Bob Crow and Roman Abramovich? Answer: One is a twat whose delight in walking out..
As a contributor who always saw beauty in the so-called beast of last season’s Chelsea, I’m enjoying the beauty in..
A few links I’ve come across recently that you might enjoy: Official Chelsea FC Fantasy Football – It’s that time..
