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The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report: Class of 2008/09

The scene is the grand hall of St. Chelsea of Stamford Bridge School for Bi-Polar Excellence, somewhere in a leafy..

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18 Jun

The Bi-Polar Express: FA Cup Souvenir Edition

This was a momentous week in the lives of all those who love Chelsea Football Club, which by any standards..

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5 Jun

Who Dairies Wins – Musing on the Human Kind of Milkiness

The Diary of a Dorset Dairy (well a holiday near a dairy farm actually) The Rural Idyll My soul enervated..

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2 Jun

The Bi-Polar Express, nee The Chelsea Planet, nee The Chelsea Times

Are we sitting comfortably folks, or are we crossed legged with the sheer excitement of Saturday’s Big Cup Final? Or..

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29 May

Platini, Drogba, the Fourth Estate – Just Who is the Fucking Disgrace?

I often wonder what you can actually see from up on the moral high ground. Asylum seekers eating swans, MP’s..

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15 May

Bile; Be Seeing You In All the Old Familiar Places…

A sage once said, “Faced with such immensities, my mind falls back on contemplating the simple.” Well confronted with such..

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13 May

The Chelsea Times (Formerly the Chelsea Weekly Times, but I’m Covering My Arse Now): Champions League Special!

This week’s Chelsea Times was going to be a pleasant stroll down nostalgia avenue, with a few bits about the..

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8 May

Chelsea v. Barcelona: All This Useless Beauty

Amidst the hype about tomorrow night’s game, I think I’ve come up with a perfect tactical master plan to foil..

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5 May

The Chelsea Weekly Times: Facts, Gossip, Rumours, Trivia and Salacious Lies

Well, here we are again for edition number two of the weekly roundup of facts, gossip, rumours, trivia and salacious..

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27 Apr

The Chelsea Weekly Times: Liverpool (W), Bolton (W), Liverpool (D), Arsenal (W)

"Monday, Monday, so good to me Monday, Monday, it was all I hoped it would be." So sang The Mama’s..

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20 Apr

“All at sea again…”* – Liverpool Echoes

After Wednesday’s first leg, as the adrenalin receded, I had a chance to calmly appreciate the night’s events. The residual..

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16 Apr

Some Guus Have All the Luck

Bob Quick must be looking at Guus Hiddink and wondering exactly where he went wrong. Britain’s most hapless copper (well,..

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10 Apr

Mystic Brakes in Turin

A psychic journey through Juventus versus Chelsea, 9th March 2009 or a more than somewhat bollock-eyed view of Tuesday night’s..

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12 Mar

Let’s Get Down to Roots Hall and Have Ourselves a Cure-All

As I understand it Kursaal in German means an entertainment hall or public room located at a spa and literally..

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13 Jan

A Chelsea Carol, Part II of II

Or A Chelsea Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Chelsea (and Christmas, loosely). Read Part I here. Scrooge..

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18 Dec

A Chelsea Carol, Part I of II

Or A Chelsea Carol in Prose, Being a Ghost Story of Chelsea (and Christmas, loosely). In two parts, as you’ll..

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16 Dec

The Oliver Postgate Memorial XI

Risking the accusations of being somewhat fey and whimsical, I cannot let the sad passing of Oliver Postgate (12th April..

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11 Dec

Buddy Can You Spare Me a Dime?

Loads-a-money related questions from the trading desk of Mr. S Hortseller As with so much of the modern economic world,..

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21 Oct

The Week at Chelsea: Goals Galore, Terry Gets Off, Sir Alex Fumes, Butch Returns

In the first of a series (I’d say weekly, but the likelihood of that happening is slimmer than Mike Ashley’s..

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19 Sep

I am a Pilgrim and a Stranger

A sideways look at some of Chelsea’s away games for 2008/2009 It’s a bit late for a "Season Preview" but..

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12 Sep

Russian Railways Cup and the 39th Game

Our forthcoming participation in the Russian Railways Cup is exciting on so many levels outside of the ‘on the pitch’,..

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30 Jul

A Blue Tomorrow

With just a few weeks before the new football season starts, it’s time to look in my crystal balls (I..

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25 Jul

Roman's hunt for The Apprentice continues…

In a parallel universe not far from here, the nation will tune into ‘The Apprentice’ tomorrow night and see Roman..

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3 Jun

The 2007/08 season review

Where do I begin… a love story? Imagine you are in love. Truly, madly, deeply in love. Head over heels..

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27 May

Riding the rocket to Russia…

Come along Come along Come along and sing this song We’re the boys in Blue in Division Two And we’re..

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20 May

Standing on the edge…

It seems that there is a bit of a game on this evening. Having read some missives from Merseyside, there..

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30 Apr

Why Avram Grant must go…

I’m not much of an art historian, but had Michelangelo been sacked from the Sistine Chapel gig for being a..

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27 Feb

The week at Chelsea: Cole to Newcastle (we hope) and welcoming Stephen Hunt…

It’s not often you see the world’s all-time greatest footballer loitering down at Chelsea’s training ground (Andy Myers left before..

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28 Jan

The King is Dead…

Long live the King. In the words of Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane, it looks like I picked..

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20 Sep

Departuregate: Man in hurry to leave Birmingham shocker!

Question: What’s the difference between Bob Crow and Roman Abramovich? Answer: One is a twat whose delight in walking out..

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5 Sep

What happened to the beast?

As a contributor who always saw beauty in the so-called beast of last season’s Chelsea, I’m enjoying the beauty in..

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17 Aug

Featured links for 9th August: Fantasy Football, Pick the Score

A few links I’ve come across recently that you might enjoy: Official Chelsea FC Fantasy Football – It’s that time..

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9 Aug

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The Bi-Polar Express End of Term Report: Class of 2008/09

The Bi-Polar Express: FA Cup Souvenir Edition

Who Dairies Wins – Musing on the Human Kind of Milkiness

The Bi-Polar Express, nee The Chelsea Planet, nee The Chelsea Times

Platini, Drogba, the Fourth Estate – Just Who is the Fucking Disgrace?

Bile; Be Seeing You In All the Old Familiar Places…

The Chelsea Times (Formerly the Chelsea Weekly Times, but I’m Covering My Arse Now): Champions League Special!

Chelsea v. Barcelona: All This Useless Beauty

The Chelsea Weekly Times: Facts, Gossip, Rumours, Trivia and Salacious Lies

The Chelsea Weekly Times: Liverpool (W), Bolton (W), Liverpool (D), Arsenal (W)

“All at sea again…”* – Liverpool Echoes

Some Guus Have All the Luck

Mystic Brakes in Turin

Let’s Get Down to Roots Hall and Have Ourselves a Cure-All

A Chelsea Carol, Part II of II

A Chelsea Carol, Part I of II

The Oliver Postgate Memorial XI

Buddy Can You Spare Me a Dime?

The Week at Chelsea: Goals Galore, Terry Gets Off, Sir Alex Fumes, Butch Returns

I am a Pilgrim and a Stranger

Russian Railways Cup and the 39th Game

A Blue Tomorrow

Roman's hunt for The Apprentice continues…

The 2007/08 season review

Riding the rocket to Russia…

Standing on the edge…

Why Avram Grant must go…

The week at Chelsea: Cole to Newcastle (we hope) and welcoming Stephen Hunt…

The King is Dead…

Departuregate: Man in hurry to leave Birmingham shocker!

What happened to the beast?

Featured links for 9th August: Fantasy Football, Pick the Score

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